Position Available: Zombie Hunter, Intern (Full time available, should you survive the Return)

Diverse future commune in western Oregon seeks members.

Have you been learning trade skills that are useful in a post-technological age?  Do you horde dry goods and paper products in preparation for the inevitable mutant offspring of scientific experimentation?

If this sounds like you, consider one of the limited positions within our renegade Zombie consortium.

You will enjoy a safe position within the walls of our compound when the horde comes and regular meals when available.

Requirements:

  • You must have a skills and supplies to offer the group – The following positions are open: medicine, animal husbandry, sharp shooter, farmer, construction (of barracks and fences), seamstress, chef.
  • If you do not have any of the previously mentioned skills, do not worry, we can still use you as bait!  I realize this sounds like an unappealing position, but we will offer you protection through the Return, and your death will be used to save the lives of others.  It is actually a very revered position.

If this sounds like a good fit for you, please send your resume ASAP to zombiehunter2012@theyarecoming.com

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