Position Available: Zombie Hunter, Intern (Full time available, should you survive the Return)
Diverse future commune in western Oregon seeks members.
Have you been learning trade skills that are useful in a post-technological age? Do you horde dry goods and paper products in preparation for the inevitable mutant offspring of scientific experimentation?
If this sounds like you, consider one of the limited positions within our renegade Zombie consortium.
You will enjoy a safe position within the walls of our compound when the horde comes and regular meals when available.
Requirements:
- You must have a skills and supplies to offer the group – The following positions are open: medicine, animal husbandry, sharp shooter, farmer, construction (of barracks and fences), seamstress, chef.
- If you do not have any of the previously mentioned skills, do not worry, we can still use you as bait! I realize this sounds like an unappealing position, but we will offer you protection through the Return, and your death will be used to save the lives of others. It is actually a very revered position.
If this sounds like a good fit for you, please send your resume ASAP to zombiehunter2012@theyarecoming.com
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April 4, 2011 at 7:10 pm
~Jennifer Scott~
Current skills: Chef, seamstress, farmer, construction and sharpshooter (bow).
I am willing to learn animal husbandry and currently collect books on the use of herbal tinctures and medicines.
While I truly love the companionship of other humans, I am cold blooded enough to kill pet chickens and of course Zombies.
I hope you consider me for one of the positions in your commune. I will bring both my bow and my canning skills to your side. I also make paper however I find that skunk cabbage works best for those times so we can save the paper for writing on.
April 5, 2011 at 1:07 am
AWESOMENESS!
April 5, 2011 at 1:44 am
I love you.
April 5, 2011 at 2:41 am
tag, you’re it!
April 5, 2011 at 3:36 pm
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April 5, 2011 at 3:35 pm
[...] To: zombiehunter2012@theyarecoming.com [...]
April 5, 2011 at 4:11 pm
LOVE LOVE!
April 5, 2011 at 8:07 pm
The question is, am I hired?
April 5, 2011 at 10:31 pm
How can I say no with all that practical experience!?
October 27, 2011 at 2:39 am
[...] 3. Be sure to have a hard copy call/address list of trusted friends in event of a disaster/end of the world. (criteria to determine what classifies a ‘trusted friend’ found in the manual, ‘Compile your Apocalypse Commune – skills needed to survive in a post-modern world) [...]